LISTS :: REJECTED WEDDING GUIDE TITLES

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⋅ "Boning Her Boning"

⋅ "How to Ice Her Cake"

⋅ "Wed, Fed and Off to Bed"

⋅ "Promises, Promises"

⋅ "Our Precious Bodily Fluids"

⋅ "Disquieting Synchronicity"

⋅ "Lasik, Botox and Your Big Day"

⋅ "Dazzling Décolletage"

⋅ "Posies & Posers"

⋅ "Terror in a Tiara"

⋅ "A Love (of) Supreme (Pizza)"

⋅ "Orgasmic Organza: Finding the Perfect Dress"

⋅ "Jokers in Jacquard: The Groom's Perspective"

⋅ "Graduated Support Hosiery: A Guide to the Practical Side of Weddings"

⋅ "High-Grade, Premium and Special: Adjectives to Spice Up Your Vows"

⋅ "Par Excellence: Golf Weddings"

⋅ "Is That a Cucumber in Your Cummerbund?"

⋅ "Holy Toledo, It's a Tuxedo!"